In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothin'.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

The Only Color I Don't Have Is Navy Brown.

If You Don't Set Goals, You'll Never Reach Them. Or Like They Say In Golf, If You Aim For Nothing, You'll Hit It Every Time. Take Any Player In The Major Leagues: I'd Say Just About Everyone Of Them Had A Dream - A Goal - To Be A Big-leaguer When They Were Kids. It Wasn't An Easy Goal, But It Was A Reachable One, And That's Important.

I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.