In An Aphorism, Aptness Counts For More

Sexual Attraction Pairs People, But Does Not Match Them.

I Am The Center Of The World, But The Control Panel Seems To Be Somewhere Else.

Hope And Despair Ignore One Another's Cries.

Mars And Venus Are At It Again. This Time, Hephaestus Is Standing By With A Private Detective, A Photographer, And A Lawyer.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.