In America, One Sure Sign Of Success

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

I'm A Producer On My Show, Which Is Great, But It's Also Kind Of A Mixed Blessing Because There's So Much Responsibility. Everything Is A Decision. You Have To Worry About The Money, You Have To Worry About Daylight, Who We're Going To Cast And If This Location Doesn't Work Out, What Are We Going To Do?

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.