In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

Im Constantly Astounded By How Amazing Women Are. And As We Go Through All These Different Stages Of Life As Long As You Share Them With Others And Say, Well, This Is Bloody Weird, You Can Get Through Everything.

The Only Time I Did Not Know How To Be, Physically, Was When I Lost A Lot Of Weight. That Was The Only Time I Didn't Understand My Body.

Why Would I Worry About Getting Older - What's To Moan About?