In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy

I Don't Know Why I Feel So Crazy...i Feel Like I'm Going Through A Stargate. Maybe It's The Diet Pills. Maybe It's Buddha.

I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And I Am Happy With That.

I Love It When Somebody Makes Me Laugh - It's What Attracts Me To People.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

Evolving Into A Middle-aged Person Is Quite Interesting If We Can Understand What It Means. I Would Like To Think It Meant Being A Bit Sure Of What I Want.