In A Relationship, It Is Better To

I Think [aging] Has Nothing To Recommend It. You Don't Gain Any Wisdom As The Years Go By. You Fall Apart, Is What Happens. People Try And Put A Nice Varnish On It, And Say, Well, You Mellow. You Come To Understand Life And Accept Things. But You'd Trade All Of That For Being 35 Again.

Some Drink Deeply From The River Of Knowledge. Others Only Gargle.

I'm Not A Drinker, My Body Won't Tolerate...eh...spirits, Really. I Had Two Martinis New Years Eve And I Tried To Hi-jack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba.

Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.