In A Recent Interview, Howard Dean Admitted

The Catholic Church Has A Tough New Policy On Child Molestors: Three Strikes And You're A Cardinal.

Good Luck Finding A Place To Park In New York City. And When You Do, Good Luck Figuring Out The Parking Signs, Restrictions, And Prohibitions. It Is So Complicated. It Has Gotten So Bad, I Never Park My Car Without A Lawyer.

Here's My Problem. On Valentine's Day The Flowers Are Wilting And So Am I.

There Was An Embarrassing Moment In The White House Earlier Today. They Were Looking Around While Searching For George Bush's Military Records. They Actually Found Some Old Al Gore Ballots.

The Mars Polar Lander Has Been Quieter Than George W. Bush After A Foreign Policy Question.