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Our Primary Function Is To Create An Emotion And Our Secondary Function Is To Sustain That Emotions.

Conversation Is The Enemy Of Good Wine And Food.

It Seems To Me That Television Is Exactly Like A Gun. Your Enjoyment Of It Is Determined By Which End Of It You're On.

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.