Impropriety Is The Soul Of Wit.

A Man Marries To Have A Home, But Also Because He Doesn't Want To Be Bothered With Sex And All That Sort Of Thing.

The World Is Quickly Bored By The Recital Of Misfortune, And Willing Avoids The Sight Of Distress.

The Good Traveler Has The Gift Of Surprise.

The Ability To Quote Is A Serviceable Substitute For Wit.

The Riviera Isn't Only A Sunny Place For Shady People.