Implausible Truth Can Serve One Better Than

History Admits No Rules; Only Outcomes.

Time Is What Stops History Happening At Once; Time Is The Speed At Which The Past Disappears.

People Are Obscenities. Would Rather Be Music Than Be A Mass Of Tubes Squeezing Semisolids Around Itself For A Few Decades Before Becoming So Dribblesome It'll No Longer Function.

Whoever Dies With The Most Stuff Wins.

Memories Are Their Own Descendents Masquerading As The Ancestors Of The Present.