Impiety. Your Irreverence Toward My Deity.

Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country.

Monad, N. The Ultimate, Indivisible Unit Of Matter (see Molecule). The Monad Has Body Without Bulk, And Mind Without Manifestation - Containing All The Powers And Possibilities Needful To His Evolution Into A German Philosopher . .

Expostulation, N. One Of The Many Methods By Which Fools Prefer To Lose Their Friends.

Reality, N. The Dream Of A Mad Philosopher. That Which Would Remain In The Cupel If One Should Assay A Phantom. The Nucleus Of A Vacuum.

Finance Is The Art Or Science Of Managing Revenues And Resources For The Best Advantage Of The Manager