Impiety. Your Irreverence Toward My Deity.

Ambition. An Overmastering Desire To Be Vilified By Enemies While Living And Made Ridiculous By Friends When Dead.

Bait, N. A Preparation That Renders The Hook More Palatable. The Best Kind Is Beauty.

Day, N. A Period Of Twenty-four Hours, Mostly Misspent. This Period Is Divided Into Two Parts, The Day Proper And The Night, Or Day Improper - The Former Devoted To Sins Of Business, The Latter Consecrated To The Other Sort.

Proof, N. Evidence Having A Shade More Of Plausibility Than Of Unlikelihood. The Testimony Of Two Credible Witnesses As Opposed To That Of Only One.

Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has For The Plate After He Has Eaten Its Contents, Madam.