Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.