Imagine A Plague You Catch Through Your

I Want My Whole Life Lined With A Topical Anesthetic.

It's Nice To See Something More Pathetic Than I Feel Right Now.

Get Married Before The Sex Gets Boring Or You'll Never Get Married.

You Realize You Have No Control Over How You're Perceived.

For Thousands Of Years, Human Beings Had Screwed Up And Trashed And Crapped On This Planet, And Now History Expected Me To Clean Up After Everyone. I Have To Wash Out And Flatten My Soup Cans. And Account For Every Drop Of Used Motor Oil. And I Have To Foot The Bill For Nuclear Waste And Buried Gasoline Tanks And Landfilled Toxic Sludge Dumped A Generation Before I Was Born.