I'm 60 Years Of Age. That's 16

If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.

Where Does The Dentist Go When He Leaves The Room?

I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.

The Secret Of Success Is Doing Something You Love, Doing It Well And Being Recognized For It

I Make Fun Of People Who Are Religious, Because They're Fundamentally Weak.