I'm Working On My Life Story. I'm

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

There's No Such Thing As Free Love. Have You Seen The Price Of Viagra?

I Have Just One Tube Of Lipstick, But It's As Big As A Can Of Hairspray.

I'm One Of Those People That If Its Something To Eat I'm Going To Eat The Whole Thing, If I'm Going To Be In Love I'm Going To Love You All The Way And If My Heart's Broken, It's Just Shattered All To Pieces.

Well, My Smile's Pretty Hard To Miss, Considering I'm A Gal Who Likes Her Lipstick-the Redder The Better.