I'm Working My Way Toward Divinity.

Do I Understand This Right? I'm Being Marked Down?

That's The Oscars For Ya - You Remember Who Was Nominated, But You Don't Remember Who Won!

[on Helen Reddy:] She Ought To Be Arrested For Loitering In Front Of An Orchestra.

I'm Confident That I'm As Intelligent As Many People, But I Know That I'm Not As Intelligent As Some. So In The Presence Of Hyperintelligent People, I'm A Shrinking Violet Because I Don't Want To Look Like A Fool. I Know A Little About A Lot And A Lot About A Little.

[on Princess Anne:] Such An Active, Outdoorsy Lass. She Loves Nature In Spite Of What It Did To Her.