I'm Working My Way Toward Divinity.

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

I Can Get Plenty Of Men, Keeping Them Is The Hard Part.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.

God Is Watching Us, From A Distance.

Thank God For The Gays. I Don't Know What Would Have Happened But I Know What Did Happen. Good For Them And Good For Me.