I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I

He's A Very Strange Guy, My Father. I Can't Get Mad At Him Because He's So Adorable.

Anything You Can Do In Excess For The Wrong Reasons Is Exciting To Me.

The Trouble With Getting Introspective When You're Pregnant Is That You Never Know Who You Might Run Into.

I Get Lots Of Awards For Being Mentally Ill. Apparently, I Am Better At Being Mentally Ill Than Almost Anything Else I've Ever Done. Seriously - I Have A Shelf Of Awards For Being Bipolar.

This Actress Named Lisa Eilbacher. I Was Up For The Part In Shampoo And Friends Of Mine Kept Telling Me She Was Going Around Saying All These Bad Things About Me. It's Like We're Still In The Sixth Grade Sometimes.