I'm Very Romantic. I've Emptied Flower Shops.

You Have To Learn To Hallucinate.

Before Michael Caine You Had To Have Been In The Raf To Be An Actor.

I Realised One Day That Men Are Emotional Cripples. We Cant Express Ourselves Emotionally, We Can Only Do It With Anger And Humour. Emotional Stability And Expression Comes From Women.

I Am Fairly Rich. Money's Very Handy, Let's Face It.

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.