I'm Very Proud To Be Canadian, But

It Doesn't Matter If You're Staying At A Four-star Hotel, You Will Never Have Your Whole Closet With You.

I'm Totally On A Mission To Find My Signature Scent, But I'm Too Mercurial.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.

The Idea Of Taking Off My Shoes And Trying On All These Clothes Is So Exhausting, I Just Leave.

It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Happy.