I'm Very Proud Of My Heritage.

I Resent The Fact That People In Places Like Boston, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, And San Francisco Believe That They Should Be Able To Tell Us How To Live Our Lives, Operate Our Businesses, And What To Do With The Land That We Love And Cherish.

I've Always Played Cards. I Can't Remember When There Wasn't A Gambling Game Going On Somewhere, Even If It Was A Craps Game In A Wheelbarrow On The Backside Of The Racetrack.

I Live On A Ranch In Utah For Now, But I'm Gonna Move. I've Got Another Ranch To Move To, But Its Location Is A Secret. When I Get There, I'm Gonna Plow The Road In Behind Me.

I Rope Steers In Team Roping Events. There's A Header And A Heeler On A Roping Team, And I'm The Heeler.

I've Already Got My Rent Paid, And It's Too Late In My Life For Me To Go Around Talking Up Stuff That I Don't Like Or Believe In.