I'm Very Pleased To Be Here. Let's

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

The Heart Is A Temple Wherein All Truth Resides.

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.