I'm Very Lucky, Because My Beat Is

Stephen Harper, Who's The Prime Minister Of Canada, He Is Saying That This - We Have To Give Him A Majority Government, Otherwise There Will Be A Separatist Coalition. And He Says It Every Minute.

The United States Were A 35-year-old Man, I Think He'd Be In A Mental Institution. Violent Tendencies - Delusions Of Grandeur - Medicate Heavily.

I Always Knew I Was Gay. I Always Knew That Somehow It Would Work Out.

I'm Very Lucky, Because My Beat Is Current Events. And Events Are Changing All The Time.

If Someone Says, Hey, You Know, This Long Weekend, Let's Go Skydiving - I Would Say, No, Are You Nuts? I'd Just As Soon Sit Down And Have A Cup Of Tea.