I'm Very Definitely A Woman And I

I Don't Stop When I'm Tired. I Only Stop When I'm Done.

As Long As I Can Remember, I've Always Loved People.

I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let People Fool Themselves. They Didn't Bother To Find Out Who And What I Was. Instead They Would Invent A Character For Me. I Wouldn't Argue With Them. They Were Obviously Loving Somebody I Wasn't.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

The Outside World Wants Me To Have Glamour; My Fans Want Me Glamorous. I Won't Let Them Down.