I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

Did Bill Clinton Actually Think That He Could Get Blow Jobs From A Jewish Woman And There Would Be No Consequences?

Sometimes I Have These Fantasies Of Just Moving To A Foreign Country And Coming Back With A Full Head Of Hair. Or Not Even Come Back! Make A New Life There With Hair... Change My Name, Just See What Happens.