I'm Trying To Be A Comedian, You

Acting With Creatures That Aren't There Is Kind Like Acting With An Actor Who Refuses To Come Out Of His Trailer. You Still Have To Go On And Do The Scene.

Recovering Alcoholic Guys Wake Up In The Morning, And They Have To Think Of A Reason To Get Up, And Then, Once They're Up, To Not Have A Drink. It's Like All These Little Heroic Battles They Have That They Fight With And Against Every Day Of Their Lives.

Well, I Think They're All Basically The Same Story. Every Culture In The World Has Them. When You Strip It Down And Analyze It, It's The Young Man Or Girl Who Goes Through A Trial Or Ordeal And Hits A Very Low Ebb But Manages To Get Guidance From A Merlin Type Figure.

I Don't Think I'm Funny.

I Never Thought About Becoming A Professional Singer, But I Am In Touch With Bono About Releasing A Musical Movie. It Will Be About An Irish Band During The '70s Who Are Looking For Fortune In Las Vegas. I Should Play The Singer Of The Band But I Don't Want To Sing In Front Of Anybody.