I'm Trying Not To Move, It's Just

When I Was Little, My Mom Tells Me, I Used To Say Things Like, 'mom Do You Hear The String Section? Do You Hear The String Section?' And She Would Look At Me And Say, 'no Honey, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.'

Somebody Will Come Backstage And Go, 'you Saved Me.' And I Will Have To Say, 'stop Right There. You Saved Yourself.'

I've Never Felt Anything That Moves Me As Much As My Piano. I'm An Emotional Player. I Don't Really Like People. I Prefer My Piano To People. It's Totally Reliable And It's Alive. I Can Hear What It's Saying.

I Believe In Eating. I Think Women Especially Have This Fear Of Eating, And I Think There Is A Whole Euphoric Plane You Can Rise To When You Have A Good Meal. You Sit Down And With Every Bite You Honestly Just Say Thank You.

I Guess You Go Too Far When Pianos Try To Be Guitars.