I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

There's No Reason To Be The Richest Man In The Cemetery. You Can't Do Any Business From There.

A Lot Of Learned Men Think People Really Are The Food Theyve Eaten.

I Was Sixty-six Years Old. I Still Had To Make A Living. I Looked At My Social Security Check Of 105 Dollars And Decided To Use That To Try To Franchise My Chicken Recipe. Folks Had Always Liked My Chicken.

Work Is The Basis Of Living. I'll Never Retire. A Man'll Rust Out Quicker Than He'll Wear Out.

People Are Just Like Farm Equipment. They Rust Out Quicker Than They Wear Out.