I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

I Just Say The Moral Out Of My Life Is Don't Quit At Age 65, Maybe Your Boat Hasn't Come In Yet. Mine Hadn't.

I've Read Hundreds Of Cookbooks. For My Money, They Are The Bird.

Hard Work Beats All The Tonics And Vitamins In The World.

I've Read Hundreds Of Cookbooks. Most Of Those Cookbooks Don't Even Tell You How To Get A Steak Ready, How To Bake Biscuits Or An Apple Pie.

I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken