I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation

Women Have Choices, And Men Have Responsibilities.

... You're Nuts But You're Welcome Here.

I've Decided To Take Up Smoking, My Doctor Said I Wasn't Getting Enough Tar.

It Was So Sweet Backstage, You Should Have Seen It - The Teamsters Were Helping Michael Moore Into The Trunk Of His Limo.

The Matisse Seemed To Respond To The Decreasing Light By Increasing Its Own Wattage. Every Object In The Room Was Drained Of Color, But The Matisse Stood Firm In The De-escalating Illumination, Its Beauty Turning Functionality Inside Out, Making Itself A More Practical And Useful Presence Than Anything Else In Sight.