I'm Tired Of Living In A Police

Many Individuals Spend A Considerable Portion Of Their Lifetimes In Terror Of One Imagined Catastrophe Or Another. The Classic Is That Your Immortal Soul Will Be Consigned To Eternal Torment In The Never-ending Subterranean Barbecue If You Fail To Follow The Whacky Edicts Of One Particular Set Of Puckered Dogwhistles Or Another. You May Recall From The Great Movie Strange Days That A "dogwhistle" Is A Guy Whose Asshole Is So Tight That When He Farts, Only Dogs Can Hear Him.

Just As Liberalism Is The Main Force That Drives Conservatism And Maintains Its Popularity In Some Quarters, Conservatism Is The Reason Liberalism Continues To Enjoy The Traction That It Does In Our Poor Civilization.

As Al Franken Has Demonstrated, Liberals Give Lousy Talk Radio.

Politicians Need Human Misery. ... Government's A Disease Masquerading As Its Own Cure.

The Function Of Government Is To Provide You With Service; The Function Of The Media Is To Supply The Vaseline.