I'm Thinking About Killing Michael Moore, And

If You Watch Tonight's Show, I Believe You Know That I Believe We're Heading Into Deep And Treacherous Waters.

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

If Falling In Love Is Anything Like Learning How To Spell, I Don't Want To Do It. It Takes Too Long.

We're Giving Our Freedoms Away. The American Experiment Was About Freedom. Freedom To Be Stupid, Freedom To Fail, Freedom To Succeed.

Following The Herd Is Fine, Until They All Run Off The Side Of A Cliff Together.