I'm The Worst Person To Tell Anybody

I Wanted To Be In Jim Carrey Comedy Movies Before I Met Him. I Wanted To Be A Comedian On Stage 19, Yukking It Up.

I Tried A Few Times, Unsuccessfully, To Lose Weight. It Wasn't Until I Joined Weight Watchers That I Was Finally Able To Do It. I Went To Meetings And My Son Came With Me. The Best Thing Was That I Could Eat What I Wanted And Still Lose Weight. Slow And Steady, I Was Getting My Pre-pregnancy Body Back.

I Don't Think I Ever Said, "i Want To Be An Actress." But For Halloween, I Dressed Up As A Movie Star From When I Was Seven To When I Was Twelve. The Costume Was Always A Long Dress, With Makeup, And My Hair Curled, And Jewelry On. And The Movie Star Was Always Jenny Mccarthy. So Right There You Could See A Little Pattern.

Let Me See If I Can Put This In Scientific Terms: Think Of Autism Like A Fart, And Vaccines Are The Finger You Pull To Make It Happen.

I Usually Have My Protein At Lunch And My Carbs At Night - I Don't Mix Protein And Carbs.