I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.

...the British Press... [claimed That Tony] Blair Was Simply Bush's Poodle - A Favorite Phrase, Bewilderingly Popular, Although It Made No Sense - And That He Was Ignoring The Will Of The British People. Considering The Hacks Had Spent Blair's First Six Years In Office Condemning Him For Relying On Focus Groups And Opinion Polls For His Policies - In Other Words, Paying Attention To Nothing But The Will Of The People, Or At Least Their Whims - That Seemed A Little Rich To Me, But As I Said, Logical Consistency Has Never Figured Highly In The British Media's Scale Of Values.

I've Had Bad Days And Good Days In My Life, But I've Never Had A Day When I Didn't Enjoy That Red Light Going On. Whether On The Radio, Or On Television, There's Still A Little Bump Every Time It Goes On. And If You Can Spend A Life, If You Can Get Paid Well For Doing Something You Absolutely Love, Well You Can't Beat That.

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.

The Secret Of Success Is An Absolute Ungovernable Curiosity.