I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck

What You Want In An Interview Is Four Things: You Want Someone Who Can Explain What They Do Very Well, Who Can Have A Sense Of Humor And Hopefully Is Self - Deprecating, Who Has A Bit Of A Chip On Their Shoulder, And Passion. If You Have Passion, A Chip On The Shoulder, A Sense Of Humor, And You Can Explain What You Do Very Well, It Doesn't Matter If You're A Plumber Or A Singer Or A Politician. If You Have Those Four Things, You Are Interesting.

All Of My Life Doing Interviews, Comedy Has Been My Favorite Thing, Comedians Are My Favorite People.

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.

It's Joyful To Give. But For People Who Want To Take Advantage Of You, You're Kind Of An Easy Mark.