I'm The Oldest Son Of A Crazy

I Have Tried My Hand At Bribery, Blackmail, And Deceit. And I've Served Time For Everything, Cept Beggin On The Street.

If There's An Original Thought Out There, I Could Use One Right Now.

Jesus Tapped Me On The Shoulder And Said, Bob, Why Are You Resisting Me? I Said, I'm Not Resisting You! He Said, You Gonna Follow Me? I Said, I've Never Thought About That Before! He Said, When You're Not Following Me, You're Resisting Me.

When You Cease To Exist, Then Who Will You Blame?

I'm Looking For A Woman Who's Head Is Mixed Up Like Mine.