I'm The Oldest Antique In Town.

If A Picture Wasn't Going Very Well, I'd Put A Puppy In It.

I Keep The Pornographic Stuff In A Bus Station Locker.

The Story Is The First Thing And The Last Thing.

When I Go To Farms Or Little Towns, I Am Always Surprised At The Discontent I Find. And New York, Too Often, Has Looked Across The Sea Toward Europe. And All Of Us Who Turn Our Eyes Away From What We Have Are Missing Life.

I'm The Oldest Antique In Town.