I'm The Most Underdog Underdog There Is.

We Now Have A President Who Tries To Save Money By Turning Off Lights In The White House, Even As He Heads Toward A Staggering Addition To The National Debt. "l.b.j." Should Stand For Light Bulb Johnson.

I Certainly Believe In Aliens In Space, And That They Are Indeed Visiting Our Planet. They May Not Look Like Us, But I Have Very Strong Feelings That They Have Advanced Beyond Our Mental Capabilities.

I'd Rather See A Woman Elected...they Understand They Can't Spend More Money Than The Old Man Brings Home.

When Fraternities Are Not Allowed, Communism Flourishes. Young Men Who Are Inexperienced But Have Faith Are More Useful Than Older, Experienced Men Without Faith. The Fraternity System Is A Bastion Of American Strength.

I Think Some Highly Secret Government Ufo Investigations Are Going On That We Don't Know About--and Probably Never Will Unless The Air Force Discloses Them.