I'm The Most Underdog Underdog There Is.

I Do Not Undertake To Promote Welfare, For I Propose To Extend Freedom. My Aim Is Not To Pass Laws But To Repeal Them.

I Could Have Ended The War In A Month. I Could Have Made North Vietnam Look Like A Mud Puddle.

To My Mind The Single Essential Element On Which All Discoveries Will Be Dependent Is Human Freedom.

After One Of His [hubert Humphrey] Long-winded Harangues I Suggested He Had Probably Been Vaccinated With A Phonograph Needle. He Responded By Saying That I Would Have Been A Great Success In The Movies Working For Eighteenth Century-fox.

Mark My Word, If And When These Preachers Get Control Of The [republican] Party, And They're Sure Trying To Do So, It's Going To Be A Terrible Damn Problem. Frankly, These People Frighten Me. Politics And Governing Demand Compromise. But These Christians Believe They Are Acting In The Name Of God, So They Can't And Won't Compromise. I Know, I've Tried To Deal With Them.