I'm The Most Underdog Underdog There Is.

I Have Little Interest In Streamlining Government Or In Making It More Efficient, For I Mean To Reduce Its Size. I Do Not Undertake To Promote Welfare, For I Propose To Extend Freedom. My Aim Is Not To Pass Laws, But To Repeal Them. It Is Not To Inaugurate New Programs, But To Cancel Old Ones That Do Violence To The Constitution, Or That Have Failed In Their Purpose, Or That Impose On The People An Unwarranted Financial Burden. I Will Not Attempt To Discover Whether Legislation Is "needed" Before I Have First Determined Whether It Is Constitutionally Permissible.

I Think Every Good Christian Ought To Kick Falwell Right In The Ass.

It's Political Daddyism And It's As Old As Demagogues And Despotism.

You Don't Need To Be Straight To Fight And Die For Your Country. You Just Need To Shoot Straight.

I Understand Jacqueline Kennedy Has Redone The White House In Eighteenth-century Style. Why, Then, I'd Fit In Perfectly.