I'm The Most Terrific Liar You Ever

God, I Wish You Could Have Been There.

There Isn't Anyone Out There Who Isn't Seymour's Fat Lady.

Poets Are Always Taking The Weather So Personally.

She Was A Girl Who For A Ringing Phone Dropped Exactly Nothing. She Looked As If Her Phone Had Been Ringing Continually Ever Since She Had Reached Puberty.

Pencey Was Full Of Crooks. Quite A Few Guys Came From These Wealthy Families, But It Was Full Of Crooks Anyway. The More Expensive A School Is, The More Crooks It Has - I'm Not Kidding.