I'm The Most Successful Bad Player Ever.

My Serve Has Killed A Small Dog ... I'm Joking, I'm Joking! The Dog Was Huge!

The Key To The Match Might Have Been His Serving. Maybe I Should Have Concentrated Harder On Watching Them Go By Me, I Don't Know.

There's No Doubt There Are Issues With Clay. Our Issues Have Issues That Are Issues Right Now. That's Not A Secret.

I Think The Medical Term For The Injury Is 'the Bottom Of My Ass Hurts.'

I Don't Think Anyone In Their Right Mind Takes Me Serious.