I'm The Most Successful Bad Player Ever.

If Nothing Else, I'm A Decent Quote.

One Little Secret Of The Guys Who Have Won One Slam, Is That We Don't Want Other Guys To Win One Because Its Like A Bit Of A Special Fraternity.

I'll Be The First To Admit It, The Life I'm Leading Is Basically A Joke. I Should Probably Be Cooler About It, But I Can't Fake It, You Know?

I Used To Go To The Us Open On My Birthdays And Sit In The Nosebleeds.

I'm Gonna Have To Start Winning Some Of The Matches To Call It A Rivalry!