I'm The Guy In The Crowd Making

You Gotta Keep The Funny Intact.

The Trend Today Is Vampires, Zombies, Angels, All The Stuff That Puts Me Right To Sleep. It's Too Bad Because It's So Much Less Interesting Than The Diversity Of Stories You Can Tell With Science.

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

When You Are In A Room And Your Job Is To Write Jokes 10 Hours A Day, Your Mind Starts Going To Strange Places.

Adults Acting Like Children And Children Acting Like Adults Is Generally A Pretty Reliable Comic Device.