I'm The Guy In The Crowd Making

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.

If I Were To Do A Musical, I Think I Would Rather Make A Film Musical.

Believe It Or Not, I Have About The Same Success Rate As Anyone Else. Sometimes You Hit, Sometimes You Miss.

I Spent My Entire Childhood In The Same Town, In Kent. I Went To Grade School There. There Was A Boarding School That My Mother Taught At, Called - Appropriately Enough - Kent School, That I Went To. Yeah, Pretty Much My Entire Childhood Was Spent In That Town.

Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And He's Funny.