I'm The Gun Guy, A Loud Guitar

Without Question Gibson Guitars Are The Finest, Most Revered Guitars On The Planet.

There Aren't Really Any Actual Misconceptions, Just Dumb People Versus Good, Honest People.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

All My Songs Instinctively Erupted From My Guitar And Lyrical Visions Followed The Spirit Of The Music, Bot Image Wise And Rhythmical Cadence Wise. It Remains One Of Life's Greatest Joys To This Day.

The Families Who Chose Me To Take Their Terminally Ill Kids On Their Last Hunts In Life Many Times Over The Years Know And Love The Real Ted Nugent. That They Decide I'm Good Enough To Take Part In Such A Spiritual And Emotional Moment In Their Lives Proves That I Am Good Enough.