I'm The Gun Guy, A Loud Guitar

If Enough Americans Determine I Could Do A Better Job In Public Office, And Mrs. Nugent And My Beloved Family Agree, There Is No Limit What I Am Willing To Do For My Country.

I Hunt Deer Because They Aren't Capable Of Higher Forms Of Thinking. All They Care About Is, 'what Am I Going To Eat Next, Who Am I Going To Screw Next, And Can I Run Fast Enough To Get Away'. They Are Very Much Like The French In That Way.

I'm An Extremist? I Don't Think So. I Think People That Call Me An Extremist Are Extremely Brain Dead And Soulless.

If You Want To Get A Sensual Thunderbolt Then You Have Got To Be Cocked, Locked And Ready To Rock, Doc. I Find That Whole Milk And Lots Of Vitamin D Help.

I'm Healthy, Have A Loving And Adorable Family, Great Hunting Dogs, A Gravity Defying Musical Career And Most Importantly, Fuzzy-headed Idiots Hate Me.