I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

I Have A Whole Slew Of Doctors. I Can Count Eight In My Phone Right Now - Eight Different Doctors, All For Different Parts Of My Body. I Have Specialists.

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.