I'm The Basketball Version Of A Gravedigger.

The Spurs Couldn't Put Everything Aside And Just Play The Damn Game.

When A High-profile Personality Lives Like I Do, Everybody Thinks That Person Is Fated To Die Young.

If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

Madonna Wasn't An Acrobat Or Anything, But The Sex Was Good. I Could Tell She Liked It.

If I Want To Wear A Dress, I'll Wear A Dress.