I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?

To Be Somebody, You Must Last.

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.