I'm Still Younger Than Jagger... Most People

I'm Looking For Backing For An Unauthorized Auto-biography That I Am Writing. Hopefully, This Will Sell In Such Huge Numbers That I Will Be Able To Sue Myself For An Extraordinary Amount Of Money And Finance The Film Version In Which I Will Play Everybody.

Let The Children Use It, Let The Children Lose It, Let All The Children Boogie.

I Met My Wife Because We Were Both Going Out With The Same Guy.

Having Not Really Written Any Generational Songs - I Think Maybe Two Or Three Of The Songs That I've Ever Written Have Any Bearing On The Age Of The Listener. My Stuff Tends To Be Far More Concerned With The Spiritual And With Subjects Like Isolation And Being Miserable.

I Re-invented My Image So Many Times That I'm In Denial That I Was Originally An Overweight Korean Woman.