I'm Still A Kid Inside, And Adventure

There Is No Spray Can Called 'instant Stardom,' Only Talent Can Keep You At The Top.

I'd Get More Applause Than Some Because I Was Just Seventeen. If They Didn't Clap At The End Of My Act I Would Limp Off Stage And Boy Would They Feel Guilty. They Would All Burst Into Tremendous Applause As They Saw This Poor Cripple Kid Walking Off.

We Talk About Theatre Museums Filled With Old Costumes And Things. What We Also Need Is A Theatre Museum Of The Old Routines On Videotape. We Are Only The Custodians Of Those Techniques, And They Should Be Preserved.

The Joy About The Recording Is That You Are Your Own Boss. You Don't Have A Director Telling You How To Do It.

I'd Rather Get A Good Clean Laugh With Good Material, Than An Easy Laugh By Swearing Or Shocking. That's Not Clever Or Comedic, Anybody Can Get A Laugh That Way, It's Too Easy.