I'm Starting To Teach Now: I Teach

I Wanted To Do Serious Movies. I Had A Certain Idea Of What Good Acting Was. That's Since Changed, And I Love Doing Comedies Now. I Don't Like A Lot Of Those Movies Now, But I Thought Those Were Movies That I Could Do Real, Serious Performances In.

For April Fools Day, Someone Played A Really Cruel Joke On Me. They Stole All My Mirrors And I Had To Go Hours Without Seeing Myself. I Mean, I Couldn’t Even Do My Daily Affirmations. What Kind Of World Is This? I Tell You, It’s Artists Like Myself That Really Suffer.

I Worked At A Mcdonald's Drive-through. I Could Always Tell When Girls Were Interested: They'd Drive Around Again And Say, "i Forgot Something."

But I Don't Want To Die! I Have So Much To Do!

It Feels Really Sad, To Me, To Go To A Dark Bedroom. It's Like Surrendering To The Night Or Something.