I'm So Thankful. God Has Been So

I Will Never Use A Substitute For Butter. Margarine Is One Molecule Away From Eating Plastic.

I Am Proud To Be A Southerner.

I Don't Want To Spend My Life Not Having Good Food Going Into My Pie Hole. That Hole Was Made For Pies.

Having An Audience Is Almost Like Plugging Me Into An Electrical Outlet. People Feed Me So Much Of Their Energy. We Have A Great Time. It's All About The Fellowship.

Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.