I'm So Humble It's Crazy. I'm Like

I'm The Person Who Wouldn't Send Back My Food Even If I Got Steak When I'd Ordered Fish.

It's A Lot Easier To Act When The Writing Is Good. Nothing Is More Frustrating Than Trying To Figure Out 'well, Why Did I Say This Next?'

Nobody Pulls A Prank Like George Clooney.

Can We Drop The Pretense Of Presidents Day And Just Call It I Needed A Long Weekend Because Valentines Day Is Garbage

I Feel Love For People That I Have Loved, And I Think That's So Beautiful, And I Think That's Such An Important Lesson For Children That People Can Have Disagreements But It Doesn't Mean One Is Bad And One Is Good.