I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn

I've Always Been Sort Of Interested In The Rural Countryside. Things Happen Out There That Are Very Strange To City Dwellers.

Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes Do.

They Don't Have A Lot Of Crime In The Countryside Other Than Theft. But Every Once In A While, Things Turn Ugly, And When They Turn Ugly, They Turn Very Ugly.

Most People Like A Little Sex In Their Novels.

Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream About The Bishop.