I'm So Happy, I Can Hardly Spit.

You Can't Marry Boys And Expect Them To Be Men - And You Can't Massage Them Into Being Men.

My Best Way Of Making Someone Admit To Something's Wrongness Is To Have Them Imagine That Thing Done To Them. Suddenly Then It All Becomes Clear.

Never Ask Anyone If You Should Do Something, If Ultimately You Are Afraid To Do It. You'll Save Yourself A Lot Of Trouble.

Research Indicates That Most Women Want Their Man To Earn More Than They Do.

Stop Saying "right" To Me. I'm Starting To Feel Hostile.