I'm So Grounded, It's Sad.

I'm Still Standing Up There Tall And Strong Every Night That I Perform.

I Never Wanted To Go On Stage Alone Because If You Mess Up, Who Can You Blame?

All These Little Heifers Who Can't Sing Are Called ‘divas’.

I Decided To Always Sing In The Back With The Chorus And Never Went Up Front Because I Had Trouble Performing.

I Was A Shy Kid With A Broom Handle That I Pretended Was A Microphone.