I'm So Bored Of All These Girls

Usually I Trundle About In Trainers And Baggy Jeans, Looking About As Attractive As A Potato.

But I Love New York. I Used To Set My Alarm Clock When I Was There, And Get Up At 4am And Get A Coffee, Just Because I Could.

Every Day I Do Something That Freaks Me Out.

I Don't Think I'm That Intelligent. I Think I'm Semi-intelligent.

Bald Is The New Black!